Fear the white ninja

**Rzero** · Posted On: 5/01/2010 2:34am

Town & Country police: Man dressed as ninja pesters kids

OWN & COUNTRY — A man wearing a ninja mask and all white clothing accosted a 13-year-old boy Thursday at the Town & Country Crossings shopping center, grabbing him off his bike and throwing the boy to the ground. The same man, described by police as a short, stocky 18-year-old Asian man with spiked hair, has recently been seen playing with swords in Queeny County Park. He also approached a 13-year-old girl on Peacock Farm Road at Featherstone Drive near the park on Thursday, acting strangely.
Anyone with information about the incidents should call Town & Country police at 314-432-4696.

http://interact.stltoday.com/blogzon...-pesters-kids/

**Lebell** · Posted On: 5/01/2010 4:44am

muahahahahahahah!
they'll never catch....THE WHITE NINJA...

**BaronVonDingDong** · Posted On: 5/01/2010 10:18am

Those are Arctic Ninjas. They have a secret base on the north pole. Some are fugitive Russian special forces. Others used to work for Santa.

**Lysol** · Posted On: 5/01/2010 10:53am

That's the most inaccurate physical description of Lebell I've ever read. They'll never catch him now...

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 5/01/2010 10:59am

Lucky it wasn't the red Fire Ninja.

**nightowl** · Posted On: 5/01/2010 11:28am

Apparently the white 'ninja' has been captured after attacking someone with a machete...he should have stuck with the traditional black after the snow melted away.

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**Lebell** · Posted On: 5/01/2010 11:42am

please, it could have been much worse.
the pink ninja makes stuff vanish up your anus.
much much worse.

**OiScout** · Posted On: 5/01/2010 12:01pm

Storm Shadow is way more badass when he has no sleeves.

**vaquero de las nalgas** · Posted On: 5/01/2010 4:07pm

Originally Posted by Lebell

please, it could have been much worse.
the pink ninja makes stuff vanish up your anus.
much much worse.

Fortunately a temporary problem, as it always comes back out again.

**Rzero** · Posted On: 5/01/2010 4:10pm

Originally Posted by nightowl

Apparently the white 'ninja' has been captured after attacking someone with a machete...he should have stuck with the traditional black after the snow melted away.

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I know that type of machete. Cheapest piece of **** there is. Just a slab of metal with hollow plastic handle. And he couldnt even get the right type of sword?

Damn, the economy must have hit the ninja's hard.