[hungryjoe]

Originally Posted by atom

clever. i like.

i tried to give you feedback but the window was coming up behind the text in the thread...

Yeah, what's with the rep window behind the text?

OP,

Kick in the face is worth a thousand words. Just be sure to go into the crane stance before unleashing the fury.

[Plasma]

What surprises me is that a person with the handle "Sharingan User" actually trains. But then I saw "Flying to China to Study Kung Fu" and the world made sense again.

[SharinganUser]

Originally Posted by Plasma

What surprises me is that a person with the handle "Sharingan User" actually trains. But then I saw "Flying to China to Study Kung Fu" and the world made sense again.

Yes, I am a geek. Do you have a problem with that?

Also I am not in China just to train, I am here to get a job teaching english. The pay is good and there are a lot more martial artists here than my bumfuck middle of nowhere hometown.

[sainthamish]

Originally Posted by SharinganUser

The pay is good and there are a lot more martial artists here than my bumfuck middle of nowhere hometown.

[SharinganUser]

Yup that's a pretty good approximation of the locals.

[battlefields]

I'm sure you've probably heard it but I have been to a few Chuck Norris jokes sites and this one I found in a magazine the other day did not show up.

Jesus, Chuck Norris and Buddha were in a boat. There was a big storm and they lost their motor, lost all their sails, all their oars and were 1km from shore in shark infested water. Jesus jumped out of the boat and walked on water all the way to the shore. Chuck jumped out of the boat and walked on water all the way to the shore. Buddha jumped out and instantly sunk, being eaten by sharks on the way down.
Jesus turned to Chuck and said, "Do you think we should have told him about the sandbar?"
Chuck said, "What sandbar?"