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    Worst/gayest fitness products ever!

    I first saw this in the newest BB mag.under the essential gear section. G*D* how much did David Carridine pay those assholes to plug this crap. I'd like to tell BB mag where they can shove this!


    YouTube - Bullshido.net Presents - Whats Wrong with the Martial Arts - Episode: Adult Toys

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    I used to date a stripper long ago who did an interesting show with a piece of garden hose... or an over sized, flaccid dildo. These dudes in the video are the lame version of her.
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    This almost seems like a fake product advertised on mad tv.

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    Quote:Teh El Macho
    I used to date a stripper long ago who did an interesting show with a piece of garden hose... or an over sized, flaccid dildo. These dudes in the video are the lame version of her.


    LOL! THank you very much, I couldn't agree more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh El Macho View Post
    I used to date a stripper long ago who did an interesting show with a piece of garden hose... or an over sized, flaccid dildo. These dudes in the video are the lame version of her.
    LOL!

    I saw that ad in the latest BB last night so its funny you posted this. All I can say is...wow.....

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    When I saw the thread title, I assumed it was about Bowflex. Nope. This is worse.
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    Please. I challenge someone to find a gayer fitness product.

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    I have a few:

    1) The Dumbbell Phone



    Why in the world would you want to be using this thing in your workplace? Why not just get a regular dumbbell and bring it to work?

    2) Osim iGallop

    YouTube - Osim iGallop

    I have to admit, it is fun to watch girls riding this thing and it would double as a sex machine for a special someone, but I wouldn't ever try to work out on this thing.

    3) This stupid surfing machine

    YouTube - The Prosepra weSurf home surfing exercise machine

    We actually have one of these at the martial arts studio (was donated to us) and it's a POS. Sort of fun for a minute but thats about it. BTW, I think it retails for $300 or so

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    that igallop looks like it would make for an interesting sex toy....

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    Oh. My. God. David Carradine must be extremely short on cash, or is being so frigging sarcastic even I can't tell if he is or not.

    And the Igallop? Looks like a Sybian rebuilt by the Matrix SFX team.

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