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Old 01-19-2007, 01:00 AM   #1
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why mma fighters are like prostitutes


While poking around on Craigslist, I found a website on martial arts in Seattle. The site is pretty lame, and there was this little beauty:


http://www.martialdevelopment.com/bl...e-prostitutes/

main page
http://www.martialdevelopment.com/bl...-martial-arts/


I hope I'm not reposting old stuff, my quick search didn't bring anything up.

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Old 01-19-2007, 01:18 AM   #2
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I checked the main page link. They have a' _ing _un sticking hands club'.
Fuck, I don't even have to make a comment on that one, it speaks for itself.
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Old 01-19-2007, 04:54 AM   #3
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Wait until you see this gem...
http://www.martialdevelopment.com/bl...k-death-touch/

I'm commenting as mmabjj... sorry, I wasn't feeling very eloquent, and these guys are so far beyond dumb that I didn't know where to start...
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Old 01-19-2007, 05:41 AM   #4
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*BLINK BLINK*


Did that guy ETWolverine seriously try to claim that all Knock Outs are ultimately Dim Mak/Pressure Point derived? Including Blood Chokes (differentiating from strangles that target the airway)? I think Doc X disposed of the accupuncture argument in the "Help me end this @*&(ing argument about deadly vital point striking" thread.

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Old 01-19-2007, 05:46 AM   #5
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Wait until you see this gem...
http://www.martialdevelopment.com/bl...k-death-touch/

I'm commenting as mmabjj... sorry, I wasn't feeling very eloquent, and these guys are so far beyond dumb that I didn't know where to start...

Hell, he ridge handed him in the ribs. He didnt "touch" him. He hit him prety hard. How gay.

Even then he didnt fall over like the other guys.

mmmabjj....
I can punch you in the jaw quicker than you can locate pressure point 17e at midnight on a Tuesday (if I have eaten brunch, if not–Wednesday)and grip it with your left fingernail whilst simultanously touching pressure point 12.5b under my left toenail.


Thats funny, and sooooo true.
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Old 01-19-2007, 01:47 PM   #6
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I left a comment too. They really are very fucking stupid indeed.
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Old 01-19-2007, 02:01 PM   #7
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While poking around on Craigslist, I found a website on martial arts in Seattle. The site is pretty lame, and there was this little beauty:


http://www.martialdevelopment.com/bl...e-prostitutes/

main page
http://www.martialdevelopment.com/bl...-martial-arts/


I hope I'm not reposting old stuff, my quick search didn't bring anything up.
Heh, thanks, needed the laugh. Now all that's left is to deride these fuckwits for being idiots (erm, the ones who run that site, not the people on this one, of course).
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Old 01-19-2007, 02:13 PM   #8
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Great, now they are going to log on here, and use their d34dly Chi on us all.
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Old 01-19-2007, 02:16 PM   #9
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Great, now they are going to log on here, and use their d34dly Chi on us all.
We are so fucked. I'm terrified of teh Dim Mak after seeing Ashida Kim use it on a rabbit trap.
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Old 01-19-2007, 02:19 PM   #10
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We are so fucked. I'm terrified of teh Dim Mak after seeing Ashida Kim use it on a rabbit trap.
You left out the disappearing in front of the camera(by ducking) or the monkey stealing the peach, and lets not forget the Kata Dante, or 27 death moves in 5 seconds....I am so scared.
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