I think I should become a ninja. That way if I'm ever down on my luck I can always try to open a bullshit ninja dojo.
I think the key to being a good ninja is consistiency. If you're consistient when talking about ideology or skills you will be more believable to Joe Average. Therefore, it would be my plan to be a ninja based on just 1 source so as to be consistient.
The source I'd plan to use would be American Ninja 2. American Ninja 2 is my favorite out of all the American Ninja movies that I've seen. Furthermore, most of the stuff Dudikoff does in the fight scenes is actually classical jujutsu. So I could just teach bastardized classical jujutsu and claim that it's ninjutsu. (Actually, isn't that what Hatsumi already does?)
And that way I'd have a few consistient lines to use for the very ninja-ey stuff. As anyone who has seen American Ninja 2 can recall, we've got:
*intonjutsu, crap, I forgot what that's supposed to be.
*the kobodera, "neenja magic"
These consist of making ninja finger gestures. Pretty easy. Just remember, they "focus the ultimate strength of purpose." And remind people every time before showing it to them.
The hardest part is that I need some way to get an explosion with sparks and smoke to appear suddenly and then when it's cleared have me standing in a ninja suit with a red belt. Any stage magicians here who could give me pointers on how to do that?
And remember...bullshido forum members get to be mentioned as sokes!
