A few of years ago, a guy called my school asking if we taught "real hard style karate". I told him I didn't know what he meant, but we had private instructors that could pretty much do anything and asked him to describe the type of training he wanted. He said he wanted to wear a camouflage gi, while someone punched and kicked him full force until he couldn't take anymore. He was adamant that he didn't want to learn how to punch or kick, that he only wanted to kicked and punched. After that he was hopeful he could progress to people grappling and submitting him.
I politely told him I didnít think we couldnít provide the type of training he was looking for and referred him to a friend of mine, who promptly continued the chain and referred him to someone else. This guy quickly became a running joke, and eventually, somewhat of a legend in our area. A couple of months ago, the guy came back around to me, so I sent him around the loop one more time.
Youíre that guy.