WE HAVE OUR WINNERS!!!!
The contest ended on Saturday night at 11:59:59pm (23:59:59 for you weirdos).
And the winners are...
More drum roll.................
David Koresh Jr.Flawless:
Bubba_The_Shyhelmutlvx, where were you? I thought you were going to come back and take a picture of your ear on fire? I must say I am disappointed that you didn't force this into overtime. I thought for sure you were going to have feathers and **** hanging out of your ear. Your commitment is questionable.
(Don't worry helmutlvx. I'm getting you a membership too. The flower was too much.)
...Wait, what day is it?
****. I was gonna dunk my ear in glitter and hot glue macaroni noodle to it. I'm happy I still won, though. Somehow.
Thanks Skippy! The bad/disgusting news is my ear may be infected they're going to cut off the packing and see today. So I may be taking some pictures of that, can I get extra awesome points if I can get a picture of pus?
But, if it is gross enough and I go all Stand-By-Me-Lard-Ass-blueberry-projectile-vomit, it will get back into positive bonus points. Projectile vomit is awesome; regular vomit is not.
My ears are non-cauliflowery but my right one is a bit inflamed right now. Wearing my ear protectors this week just to give it a rest.
Here's what I wear when I need to:
VERY low profile (no hard edges so nothing gets caught and I can still slip out of guillotines), comfortable, and adjustable. Hard to find that model anymore though.
As pm'd, many thanks for the membership. It's good to see that all my solid MA advice, fraud investigating & ability to draw on my ears is being rewarded.
P.S. helmutvx gets a membership too?! Damn, the taste of victory would've been sweeter, if he did not. Up yours, fool.
My ear is now back in action, although with six holes and minus some cartilage. Lol my doctor told me maybe it was time to quit BJJ since if I continue it'll only get worse. I attempted to suppress a laugh and told him I'd wear ear guards.