I Challenge Chuck Hardin AKA Cy Q Faunce
Yep that's right, this is a formal Gong Sau challenge. I'm sick of you; I think you're full of ****, I think you're lying your about martial arts experience, and I aim to put that to the test in the ring. You're an internet nerd with no interest in the martial arts. What the **** are you even doing here? You do nothing but pick web fights, alienate people and in general try to wreck what was once a great site. Well now you're called out. My contract at work ends the last day of august... any time after that I will fly to you and fight. Pick the date and I will make every effort to accommodate you. Maybe we can have the match at your gym. Where was that again? Seriously... what's the name of your gym?
I don't like you and I don't like the way things are going. It's time to take it to the ring. You may be fat and old, but honey so am I.
P.S. Trying to snoop into my personal information, spam the board with my social security number, or run background checks on me will only get your sorry ass beat harder.