I'm not sure I've got this straight, but you can correct me if I'm missing something: these guys came back to the line that one of them was sorta in, wanting to get back in line; you deny them entry into line; they get upset and want to wreck your ****, and and you go TKD apeshit--- does this sound about right?
Now, indeed if they came back and saw you standing in line and before you got a word out, they just rushed you... it's all good, but otherwise, you could've avoided the whole thing.
I'm glad you came out lucky on this one, and if I was at that same theater I probably would've laughed, but... we all know it could've gone way worse for you--win or lose--over TWO PLACES IN A FUCKIN' LINE FOR AN OK MOVIE.
I'm just saying that some more thought and you wouldn't be posting such a cool story. I'm sorry for ruining the onslaught of awesome accolades and virtual high fives you were getting over here, and I'll just move along now... the floor is yours again.