Hell, *I* could do all that in 30 minutes if you let me use about $500 in cash to get a stand-in from the Super Squad winners for me.
(Otherwise, no, my heart would explode in my chest and I'd die a painful, slow, humilating death. Which would totally suck.)
but would provide *us* with comedy for generations... it could be worth your "noble" sacrifice for the LOLz bro...
I'd do it all with mirrors anyway, it's tricking the insurance company into paying off that's the hard part.
LOL...I was of course being a smartass. Doing all that **** in under 30 minutes is insane, man. I couldn't do something like that in under an hour, man.