Chuck Norris' Beard.
@Der OK fine: A Catholic, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar
So Ng Mui says to the doctor "What is happening to the world when you can not even trust a carrot?"
Is Chuck Norris' beard NOT an eternal constant?
Dogo paid a visit to his sick fellow monk, Ungan. "Where can I see you again if you die and leave only your corpse?" Dogo asked. "I will meet you where nothing dies," Ungan replied.
Dogo criticized his response saying, "What you should have said is that there is no place where nothing is born and nothing dies and that we need not see each other at all."
For being a dick to a dying man, Dogo was never invited to another funeral.
I am changing the rules. From now on, the traditional whack to the head (usually metted out as punishment) will be replaced by the less traditional kick to the groin.