I'm better than you; prove me wrong-
During a championship kickboxng match we were supposed to fight for the 190lbs champonshps. My opponent came in 12lbs overweight. I said "**** this bullshit we're fighting".
My opponent''s team mate knocked out my team mate in 35 seconds of the first round. My newly wed wife begged me not to take the fight as she sat in the front row. I told her it wasn't going to happen.
Durng the first round my opponent hit me so hard I fell out of the ring. He broke my jaw, dislocated my rib.
In the third round I ko'd my opponent to take the title. In disbelief I pointed to my wife and yelled " I love you" I fell backwards and did a kip up as the crowd yelled "You're the man" over and over again.
You watch movies, I've lived it.
Beat that one bitches.
(BTW I married my wife after dating her for 3 weeks. I'm still married to her today after 11 years.)