The Official 2010 Arizona Thread: A Call To Harm
Alright girls, **** just got official: Next Saturday, April 24th, will be the first ever Tucson throwdown, graciously hosted by the Sixth Street Gym! The time will be right around 2PM, the address 221 East Sixth Street in the bigass white building with the herpy-derpy tower thing on the front, the speed set to ramming, and the destination the bottom of a big can of whoopass.
Google Maps for Not-Tucsonites:
Be sure to bring:
Gloves of some kind(Ideally ones you'd want to get punched in the face with yourself, unless you just want to go at it Enshin rules)
A cup(I swear to Cthulhu, if you aren't wearing a cup I will kick you in the balls. Probably twice. Not intentionally, but inevitably.)
Of course, if you don't have some of the gear the gym does have loner gear, but I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole for fear of getting, ****, cancer or something. Failing that, faces can just go unpunched or whatever.
Everyone who attends will be able to experience the pleasures of:
Punching a fat, shitty karateka in the face!
Marveling at how delightfully ghetto the gym is!
Watching said fat karateka slam beer at O'Malley's Bar afterwards!
Suffering the shame and indignity of having all the sparring recorded, uploaded to Youtube, and posted on Bullshido for ridicule!
I'm tempted to break out one of my Kungfuniforms for the Throwdown, in order to be easily recognizable, though being pretty much the only 5'11" fat Scots-Irishman in a gym otherwise populated with skinny Hispanics might also suffice.