FMA! Not only will it help you if the zombies don't attack. If the zombies do attack you'll be fine too.
This is old but i'll post it anyway, haven't seen it on Bullshido. I still think it relates to the topic at hand.
YouTube- FND Films - Gay Zombie
**** that ****. The badass motherfuckers I used to train Eskrima with, and myself would attack the fucking zombies.
These are the fucking pains
Motherfucking zombies want your fucking brains
Zombie-ism is spreading like the fucking AIDS
Check the stream of blood where he fucking wades
Cover your windows with some fucking boards
Grab yours sticks, sharpen your fucking swords
It's fucking crazy, but we go real fucking mad
Punching fucking zombies in their fucking nads
These are the fucking truths
Motherfucking zombies in the fucking booths
Run up on them from behind and just fucking chop
And then just watch the zombie parts fucking drop
The arm just went one fucking way
Leave the zombie *head*, man, are you fucking gay?
Killing zombies is a fucking blast
Using FMA to kick some fucking ass
By the way, that video is fucking awesome.
Do flame-throwers count as a martial art?
Is this a long lost "Demented Are Go" Song? Very psycobilly rock. Good poetry too. + Bonus points for practical useage of FMA.
Originally Posted by The Question
YouTube- Demented are go - Zombie Stalk
And for the finale, quite a possibly a better song than the previous video -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEESe5Z9Q8Y
In the event of zombie outbreak, do not attmpt to intervene yourself. Contact the professionals at fvza.org immediately. If circumstances absolutely require self-help, then I second the naginata. In an urban, close-quarters environment, consider the more maneuverable nagamaki.
Originally Posted by Barabbas
Fall madly in love with it, despite it's constant emotional abuse and creepy, controlling attitude.
I will draw extensively on my WTF TKD. Spinning hook kicks, and flying mule kicks. Mezmerize with the foot work, lots of Kiyups to confound, and the hogue and head gear offers some protection from bites.
Before you disolve them with kimchi, confuse their zombie minds to sign up for automatic bank withdrawls to pay for the black belt classes, they have no need for cash now anyways.
See also post #2, the first reply in the thread.
Originally Posted by DdlR