Seagal-brand tactical armor, battle rifles, sniper rifles--best thing ever?
YouTube- Steven Seagal at the SHOT Show
Clearly, there are some caveats to keep in mind.
For instance, the armor is not fully effective unless you drink enough Seagal Energy Drink to keep you hydrated and a little high. Combine the two for a great feeling of invincibility.
Also, armor is not to be considered a replacement for Seagal Black People Vision(tm) or other enhancements to situational awareness. Heads on swivels, people!
"Accoutrements" are not what you think they are. No, not those either.
I kid, but we all know I'll have a Steven Seagal Sniper Rifle over my fireplace by this time next year. I guess I should build a fireplace.
Is it just me, or does Seagal leave his cajun accent in Louisiana when he leaves?