So when you recieve your black belt you are just wearing your accumulated inner garbage around your waist? Isn't that kind of like taking a colon cleanser then wearing the **** proudly instead of wiping?
"Clean mind and soul makes ones belt dirty as ****."
Kevin Rosier was a black belt.Quote:
but then again most ufc fighters arent black belts
Jon Hess was a black belt.
Gerry Harris was a black belt.
Steve Nelmark was a black belt.
Pat Smith was a black belt.
One day, when I finally lose it from debugging too much shitty code, I'm going to go over to the dark side and invent my own martial art and open my dojo/cult.
Years on Bullshido made me learn the d34dly rhetoric by heart, and with every bullshidoka argument in my arsenal, I'm gonna start peddling bullshit to illiterate morons like Onikage, leading them on the honorable path of the **** belt while ridding them of their worldly material burdens.
I'm gonna send you guys a post card: Me standing in my dojo, surrounded by my devout apprentices, with my Systema tactical beer gut hanging out of my ridiculous flamboyant gi with dragon patches. You can even get a free seminar, or an induction into my hall of fame.
It will be glorious.
Way back in high school, I ate some acid and went to a party at this girl's house. I was taking a **** when I noticed the closet was open. There were all kinds of fine linens in there. So I wiped my ass with as many of them as I could, then folded them neatly and put them back in the closet.
In my 20s I was trashed at a get together at another girl's house. I pissed in her dryer full of clean clothes. But that is another story...
Harold Howard -Jiu Jitsu and Goju Ryu
Keith Hackney -White Tiger Kempo
Jason Delucia -Aikido and Kung fu
Remco Pardoel -Jujitsu
Johnny Rhodes -American Karate
Scott Morris -Ninjitsu
Minoki Ichihara -Kyokushin Karate
Ray Wizard -American Karate
Interestingly Jon Hess -Kung fu San Soo
Should we keep on going?