Bill Brasky is so tough his penis has a toenail.
I you are in the mood for decent laughter/projectile vomiting you can go back to the blog and read the rebuttal to the previous article on this site. I love the combination of intentional misquoting and indignity.
A cliff's notes of that would be great since my head still hurts from going through the little I did just to write this column.
I'm going to go visit my Grandmother...
At the time I was also an evangelical Christian and a practitioner of teh d34dly point-sparring Kung Fu, and believed that submission grappling and mixed martial arts were vulgar and dumb and not "real fighting." Funny how things change.
Personally I think it would add a very interesting dimension to mma if you were able to ambush the opponent before a match... But all in all he needs to lay off the acid-laced ganja.
Did you guys read the thing about him challenging Kimbo Slice to fight ? I'll sum it up.
"I challenge Kimbo Slice to fight. Wait. No I don't. Isn't that a funny joke guys ?"
Phrost, you bastard, I've been reading Martial Development Blog for days now. It makes my head throb. I saw a 20 post discussion about how IMA guys hit "ridiculously hard" wherein the OP of that thesis went on to state that all the IMA practitioners he knows don't hit anything hard, soft, or human. Then another guy who thinks he's a First Edition Monk declared that he didn't think he "could bring [himself] to do to a human being what [he] could do to a tree or a lamp post."
What do you even say to something like that? Where do you start?
Note to self: Change username to "First Edition Monk."
Those poor trees and lampposts! What kind of sick bastard would inflict such trauma upon a maple sapling?!