On the streets someone can call a timeout during an assault? Well ****, there goes the stungun/mace market.
I'm gonna pay Jeff Glover to be me for NAGA this year sweet gold medal for sure!
Why, I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury!
Sometimes people on the fringe really are smarter though, they're called nerds for a reason...
Isn't this just an obvious troll from a blogger? Aren't you giving the blogger too much attention/credit by discussing it and taking it seriously when it seems like one big joke?
No, if you read more of his blog you get a sense that it's completely sincere.
He has a category for what he considers humor, this wasn't in it.
The one where they glowed yellow and screamed? That was awesome.
On that note, may I present to you: Buttlord GT.