kwan dao: im dutch but i can read german pretty fluently, writing/speaking it is a bit harder for me.
Sam: i emailed the dutch guy to see wether he really knows this dude in person.
i dont expect so, i think he just fell for the crap and took the 'promotion' without even meeting the guy.
we'll see if he emails me back.
allrighty, got an email back from the dutch ma guy.
he says that he doesnt know him personally, and that siegfried doesnt have an emailadress nor a phonenumber, his only contact is through regular mail.
here's the plan: im willing to do this one of these days: ill send him a letter in english introducing myself as a jj master (i have a bussinesscard that says that actually, not my fault!) and i grant HIM a 6th dan in cocksucking do.
someone who knows japanese please give me the word for cocksucking.
adolescent you say?
next time he would ad this title to his resume at least the japanese and people who know japanese have a bit of fun and obviously recognise it as bs.
version 2 is that i just ask for sokeship.
if he gives it to me i want a fucking tag!!!
we game, sam?
lets stick it to the man!
Sure, lets see what sort of ridiculous rank you can trade for.
okay, i think ill do it tom. ill send it to the adress we have in Lohne.
i want a ' Grandmaster of disaster' tag if i can pull it off, acceptable?
Tags are determined by Phrosty, but you can certainly make that request.
Originally Posted by Lebell
yeah whatever funny we can come up with.
its all good with me, obviously i want the tag to be obviously bogus.
i'd put a link to this thread in my sig to avoid any misunderstandings. ;-)
like i said ill either do it tom. or over the weekend.
My grasp of Japanese is less than basic, and I have no Idea what "cocksucker" would mean, but how about these (I hope the source for swearwords I used is halfway accurate):
Oushikoso Ju-Jitsu (bullshit-ju-jitsu)
Yarichin-Do (way of the male whore)
Paizuri Tatsujin-Do (way of the titfuck-expert)
Oshaburi Jiu Jitsu (blowjob jiu-jitsu)
Baba kusai-Do (way of the old womens smell)
Oreno chinko-Do (way of cocksucking)
Chinkasu Jiu Jitsu (dick-cheese jiu jitsu
Kuso shinezo Jiu Jitsu (die-shitting jiu jitsu)
Well, just a few suggestions, I hope I did not get them all tooo wrong.
ding ding...we got a winner.
Originally Posted by kwan_dao
the male whore works on multiple ways. ;-)
yarichin-do.... yeah sounds pretty convincing.
i'll make a copy of my federation card (meh official ranks) and include an old bussiness card, should be convincing enough.
lol, I just did a reverse lookup on that one, to make sure its halfway accurate/correct. Its actually a slang-word, made up from "yaru" for "to do" and "chinko" which means dick. Literally "cock-doer". So more or less what you were looking for anyhow. :icon_lol:
Originally Posted by Lebell