Monkeystan is the greatest country in the world / All other countries are run by little girls / Monkeystan is number-one exporter of potassium / All the other countries have inferior potassium / Monkeystan is the greatest country in the world / All other countries is the home of the gays...
Ok. Just got my hands on a yugata (female kimono,) a harmonica (which I can actually play,) and a camcorder. Anyone in the Northwest Suburbs of Chicago area want to help me make a spoof?
I haven't thought of a good one for Dan, but Wushu Richard can be Krav Maga Jacob.
I like to get drunk and plink beer cans with my CO2 pistols. I have a small collection.
That, and a pellet rifle (which I never managed to kill anything with... ever. It did puncture a chili can from 15ft away, but I was drunk...)
Im already stacking several tins of hollow pointed, domed, and tipped pellets for my upcoming trip to Drunksconsin.
Dude.. gas blowback is so much better.