5-toed shoes don't get you laid.. nor do they prevent you from getting laid.
I've got a blue curtain holder (piece of cloth with 2 d-rings to hold a curtain halve on the side hook of a window) that I've used as a headband for 100s of miles of roadwork. It just happened to fit my head perfectly, and it doesnt itch, so, that it became. It's a tool to me, just like my shoes... you get booty because of other reasons.
i don't think you understand the female brain that well. allow me to show you a diagram:
as you can see, the 'shoes' portion takes up a rather large section of the brain.