I got a better idea- let's make it simpler.Quote:
Originally Posted by mike321
Fights picked via RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR. That way, no one knows who they're going to fight until the very last moment! No cutting weight, no changing your training specifically for the opponent, just straight up surprise. Plus, fight promotions will save money by having only one unified belt.
Fun Theoretical Situation Time!!!!
UFC 158 - Short Hardcore Name
*30 seconds before the first scheduled fight*
Bruce Buffer Jr.: "Ladies and gentlemen! The computer has decided on tonights fights!
*Computer buzzes, makes generic computer-y noises*
Buffer Jr.: "First Match of the night! Randy Couture vs. Fedor Emelienanko! Wow! A battle of senile proportions!"
*sighs from audience, scattered applause*
Buffer Jr.: "Next Match! Brock Lesnar vs. BJ Penn!
*Louder Applause *
BJ Penn: "Yeah, that's fair. Fuckers."
Buffer Jr.: "Oh! This one's for the Championship title! ...Oh SHITTHECOMPUTERDIVIDEDBYZER..."
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