First of all, there is no such thing as hometrained. Either you are trained or your are not. Anything else is make-pretend-tomfoolery.Quote:
Originally Posted by sulfur
Second, yep, I have a tip: don't do it. Workout and do your roadwork until you get the chance to train with a professional.
Or you can be a retard and disregard anything I've said here. In that case, just grab a bunch of live puppies and put them in a pillow cover. Then tie the pillow cover to a tree. Next, kick the stuffed pillow cover until you begin to feel the hardness of the tree. Empty the pillow case, get more puppies and repeat.