April is Bullshido Sucks Month
Yeah, that's right, we suck. Turnabout is fair play and like a bad Michael Jackson song, we're staring at the man in the mirror. (We are not, however, asking him to change his ways).
This month is dedicated to all our enemies, everyone we've beaten down in the parking lot of ideas, and those whose panties we've caused to bunch, for the past 6 years. We're inviting you to come on, take your best shots, and we promise to roll with them.
Why do we suck so much? Who knows. Maybe it's because the site's run by a nerd who hates conditioning and smokes cigars like a pretentious twat. Maybe it's because we don't have any respect for "honor" and "tradition" and prefer actually "fighting" to philosophy. Maybe it's because of PizDoff.
Whatever it is, we're sure you're going to share it with us. So we turn the question over to you. So my little monkies, please accept this invitation to fling poo at us for all you're worth.