Be careful who you go to a show with
So I go to a UFC with some friends and their friends.
Their friends seem like nice normal dudes.
The inform me they post on "the internet" and ask me if I do the same.
I grunt. I don't like to admit what I do here.
We go to weigh ins so they can autograph hunt.
I'm thinking these are nice normal dudes that are not going get us kicked out of the venue.
They go up to Edith, one of the UFC ringchicks.
They tell her how they would really like to have a picture, think the world of her, have always wanted to meet her, don't care about any of the famous people there but her, etc
And then they unzip their hoodies and do . . . this