Yep, it's a russian abortion of a movie.
Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra
What could you possibly like about it other than the CG?
I mean... the plot was clearly written by a drunk on a treadmill who was having his root canal while desparately trying to avoid being humped by a french poodle. Clearly.
There was no Plot Point A > Plot Point B.
It was more like... "oh, it be cool as all fuckings if suddenly this blow up, and then like... **** happen over here, and suddenlies we put everyone here, and this owl chick naked. Because that's what people like in American movie. Make it so."