Wednesday 8 October 1997
Mother got herself in to an awful tizz today. I told her all about what I’ve been doing, and I let slip that I spent all of my student loan on WT. She went absolutely mad! She doesn’t understand that it is an essential investment to keep me, and my future family (once I find a wife and have sexual relations with her) safe from the dangers of the streets. However, she agreed to send me a cheque when I told her my diet for the last month (economy rice). But she said she wouldn’t send any more! Blasted woman. How am I supposed to pay for the Weapondefence™ and Antigrappling™ seminars coming up? They’re both £200 for the weekend! Shifu says there are Grapplers everywhere, whatever they are, but that WingTsun™ has the tools to destroy them. I HAVE to go. I guess I’ll still be living on economy rice from Asda! Oh, and stuff I steal from Torquil the Tosser.