Graduate 8th grade and get your 7th degree black belt!!!!!!!!! Come on kids, it's all the fad!!!!!!!! No other legitimate martial artist or school will recognize you, but you'll know your kewl!!!!!!
Ok, seriously......how can this kid be mature enought, have trained enough, etc for this to even be slightly legitimate? I doubt that Brock is even old enough to have legitimately obtained this rank, let alone pass it out. I know this is an obvious point that everyone has picked up on, but damn....and I thought McDojos that pass out blackbelts to 7 year olds where reprehensable. This is a farce.
....Oh, and look at the high tech weight room. Spiffy!