No fair! Everyone else's story includes an embaressing event, your's just has you spending your kids college fund. You must tell us how you got schooled at BJJ and how useless the TKD training was (been there, done that!), other wise, your just posing.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChizildsJust quit TKD today. been in it for about 2.5 years and hold a red belt (one away from Black). After spending most of my not even born yet children's college fund, I learned some things.
Fighting in a TKD school is not like the street. People outside of TKD schools are bastards who DO NOT FOLLOW THE RULES... here is how street fights are supposed to go...
Rule 1. No kicking below the knee! Seriously, are you trying to hurt my chances of joining the olympics? How about you respect me enough to kick me waist or above.
Rule 2. No punching to the face, what is this? A street fight? Not only to we not train how to box, but our punches rank somewhere between an old stagnate fart, and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you are thirsty. So JUST KICK LIKE THE REST OF THE CIVILIZED WORLD!
Rule 3. After one of us makes contact, we break. NO questions asked. I will record who hit who and we can continue with said tap dancing.... excuse me... fighting.
Rule 4. Our one step sparring techniques are flawless!!! it is YOU who are not cooperating and fouling up my technique.
Rule 5. If at any point in the street fight, I land a 540 or even a 360 anything, you must stop, hi-five me and say "DUDE THAT WAS SICK!". Recognize the skills sucka..... recognize.
Rule 6. After a winner has been chosen (from the score cards) we part ways and you never challenge me again....
Realize that we have these rules to protect you. If it weren't for these rules, there would be dead people everywhere from the fights we would have. 90% of my moves are deadly.... and you need to be scared because I said so.... understand?
So with that and my current Jitz school giving me an awful wake up call.... I am done with "Take yer dough" never to return.... But seriously... some of the scariest fighters I have ever seen were TKD'ers..... just ask them.... they will tell you ALL about t3h d34dly!