Ralph has added a personal touch to his trolling by PMing me Severe-style in the last few hours.
Instituting Hugo's idea. Don't start reading until you push play & the music starts. Ralph, from here on out please include this theme music before all your posts.
YouTube- Benny Hill Theme
Been answered to death already by everyone else.
You don't back up anything you say on this form.
Like what have I stated I will not back up?
The only thing I have stated is, I will answer Q regarding the three Q I will answer.
Pretty simple. Right?
Unless you know things I don't know I said.
If so please.. tell me what it was I said and will not answer?
Huh? Syntax, Ralph. Please.
This, coming from arch-question ducker Ralph Severe, is so stupidly hypocritical as to partake of the sublime. Ralph, I'm pretty sure you have set a Bullshido record for the # of times you've refused to back up your numerous bullshit claims.
What claims have I made on this forum in which I will not talk about?
My rules have been this from the get go.. I will answer the three Q I stated.
Either you are complete on anther thread of following the agenda of the trash talkers
Yes. Thank you. Who did you earn those black belts under?
you are almost correct.. but off a little
SHOTOKAN(1st black belt)
TAE KWON DO(3rd black belt)
SPORT JUDO(1st black belt)
JUJUTSU(1st black belt)
TANG SOO DO(1st black belt)
HAPKIDO(1st black belt)
WESTERN BOXING (1974) again in (1991 to 2001)
JUN FAN GUNG FU - JEET KUNE DO (1976)
WING CHUN Gung Fu
WESTERN WRESTLING Free style
WESTERN FENCING (FOIL & SABER AND RAPIER)
NORTHERN CHINESE KICKING METHODS
HWARANGDO (studied weaponry)
NINPO HAPPO BIKENJUTSU Hayes, Atkins, Dervenis method (1980 to 1988)
MUAY THAI KICKBOXING
SAVATE (studied training methods and kicks)
AIKIJUJUTSU DAITO RYU
FILIPINO METHODS-KALI (1983)
PENCAK SILAT (weaponry)
KUKISHINDEN RYU DAKENTAIJUTSU HAPPO BIKEN (1988)
TAKAGI YOSHIN RYU JUTAIJUTSU (1988)
TOGAKURE RYU NINPO HAPPO BIKEN (1988)
KOTO RYU KOPPOJUTSU (1988)
GYOKKO RYU KOSHIJUTSU NINPO (1988)
SHINDEN FUDO RYU DAKENTAIJUTSU (1988)
FILIPINO METHODS-DUMOG, PANANTUKAN-PANAJAKMAN
TAI CHI CHUAN(YANG)
SHOOTO WRESTLING-SATORU SAYAMA method(1992)
SHINDEN FUDO RYU JUTAIJUTSU (1992)
SAMBO-SPORT & COMBAT (1995)
BRAZILIAN JUJUTSU - JUDO (1994 to 2001)
SYSTEMA RMA (1996)
CATCH "Hook" WRESTLING (1998)
R.O.S.S RMA (1998)
ASAYAMA ICHIDEN RYU Taijutsu
KASHIMA SHIN RYU Bukijutsu
TOYAMA RYU Kenjutsu
MUSO SHINDEN RYU Jojutsu
KATORI SHINTO RYU Bukijutsu
KUKISHIN RYU (2004)
(Plus 350 fights)
Do you have any challenges in reading or understanding this list I can help you with?
Sorry Ralph. I took it as a commonly understood metaphor. I didn't realize you meant literally. How do you keep the weather, bugs, & burglars out?
This is how you respond to someone asking to work out with you in a polite, nonthreating manner.
I never said my doors were open for others to train with me.
I believe I stated, "My doors are always open".
Wjhere in that statement does it state anything about training?
I don't believe this is what I was referring to.. sporting games or training with me.
You misunderstand the invite then.
Judging from the style, dick-tuckage, & your now-distinctive brand of aberrant psychology, I'd say so.
did I write this?
Your are known as, Muerteds here on this forum.
I wanted to make sure I have sent you this before hand.
This way I am covered legally.
I'm not sure if you understand your intentions.
I'm not into sport or playing games.
If you wish you are more than welcome to come right out in the open and threaten me publicly.
This would be a lot better then to beat around the bush don't you agree?
But I feel you are stepping over the line by making forum threats at your age to a man at my age.
What is it you wish to prove?
What is it you wish to accomplish?
All there would be to this outcome is someone being taken away hurt, maybe seriously.
I would get out of the forum game playing because it is the behavior of these younger egotist fools drawing you into a law suit or physical damage to either yourself or someone else.
To be completely point blank with you, I have no reason or desire to play games or have a sporting event with you or anyone else.
If you wish to attack me then face the consequences of your actions.
With all due respect,
I'm not interested in sport games.
But when the $ get to a point where it is interesting I know some guys who might enjoy this.. But not me.
I'm to old, slow, weak, poor skilled and fat.
Have a nice Saturday,
This probably belongs in YMAS unless you think we need still more examples of Ralph's curious state of mind.