XYIENCE® – Xenergy Clear
Manufacturer: Xyience, Inc., Las Vegas, Nevada 89135
Size: 16 fluid oz.
Flavors: Cran-Razz, Big Apple, Clear
Available in Sugar Free: Clear is sugar free
Date of Review: March 30, 2007
Price: $0.69 (typically $2.79)
Flavor Reviewed: Clear
Where Purchased: GNC
Serving Size – 16 oz.
Bottle Size – 16 oz
Caffeine – UNKNOWN
Calories – 0
Proprietary Blend – 2,700 mg
- Guarana Extract
- Panax Ginseng Extract
Other Supplements –
- Vitamin B3 (niacin) – 40 mg
- Vitamin B6 – 10 mg
- Vitamin B12 – 10 mcg
Carbohydrates – 0 g
(Sugar, 0 g)
Taste Rating Scale is 1 (absolute shite) through 10 (tastes like happy)
Taste: 9 – Its pretty good. Honestly, it tastes exactly like Fresca. Not kind of, or sort of, but EXACTLY; mild carbonation with a slight lemon/lime citrus taste. If you are a fan of Fresca, Sprite, 7-Up, Slice, etc. Then you will like this drink.
After Taste: 6 – Yeah, sure it has an after-taste. But so do all of the soda’s listed directly above. So, in my opinion the after-taste is fine and expected.
Effects Rating Scale is 1 (water) through 10 (check in to rehab NOW!)
Energy Boost: 7 – Pretty good kick here; it is a bit better than your run of the mill Monster or Rockstar in the boost department and it certainly tastes a hell of a lot better than Monster or Rockstar. Right now my local GNC is having a completely absurd sale on this stuff. I don’t know if the guys at the loading dock dumped a crate of the **** on the ground or what but they are selling the Clear at $0.69 cents a can….$0.69 CENTS A FUCKING CAN!!!!! I’m gonna go empty the store of this crap.
Side Effects/Crash: 2 – None.
What would be the point of a Xenergy drink review without showing what YOU could LOOK LIKE if you drink Xenergy Clear (and by "YOU" I mean girls and by "LOOK LIKE" I mean probably not)
FYI - I found out why GNC was selling Xenergy for only $0.69; the stuff has a recommended "sell by" ninjaninjaninjaninja on it and GNC SEVERELY marked down all of the Xenergy drinks that had a 07/07 "sell by" ninjaninjaninjaninja to make room for the newer shipments.
This stuff usually goes for $2.79 per can and I ended up cleaning out one of my local GNC's and bought a mix and match case of the stuff for about $15.
If you are a Xenergy drink fan go to your local GNC as see if they do something similar; it could save you a TON of money.