Just a thought....
Since I haven't seen this wee bit of comedy gold on here, check out www.ninjutsu.com.
Shihan Richard J. Van Donk? The dude's name is Dick Van Donk? No wonder he had to learn teh de4dly ninjutsu! Taste my bright yellow and purple camoflauge stealth attack!
LOL Soke Hatsumi...you only charge $600 for your awesome Ninjutsu skills taught by Dick Van Donk. Bargain basement deals baby. And a private 4 hour session with Mr. Van Donk? Only $575!!
I should stop posting things when I'm drunk. Apologies in advance.
Search function, n00B.
There's a thead for that kinda stuff.