My recent encounter with a Ninja!
I figured I would share a funny story as it definately pertains to many Bullshidokas out there. I think this dude thought he was Coda Scott or something lol.
So a little background, I work at a Redneck bar here in town on the outskirts of our county line. It has a repuation for being somewhat rough. I got a job there because a few of the guys I train with work out there, and it was a cool gig while I was going to school. Now I fill in out there on as needed basis now that I am working for the man.
As I mentioned, it is a redneck bar. We have one bouncer of African American ethnicity who hears more racial slurs than you could possible imagine (actually you could imagine it probably).
So I get a call from him (we all have radio/ear pieces, it is a big place with multiple rooms) to come help him out. I come over and there is a guy (no ****) in a damn exotic fighting stance, telling him "Don't come any closer N****r! I will kill you! I am a black belt in Ninjitsu" He then flashes another move (changing stances) as we inform him that he has to leave and is about to be forcefully removed from the premises for tresspassing.
I **** YOU NOT: He says "**** YOU I WILL KILL YOU!!!" and whips out a butterfly knife and starts twirling it (the worst butterfly knife work I have ever seen) and then cuts the **** out of his hand. We start laughing our ass off, he puts the knife in his pocket and tries to walk away. After we get done laughing, we call the cops, grab him and subdue him outsite until the Sheriffs office comes.
They found: 2 throwing stars, a butterfly knife, some other crappy knife, and get this.... A NINJA MASK!!!
I thought you all would enjoy this, anyone else have any experience running into ninjas?
(I forget to mention he also said he was a Navy Seal).
God I love dumbass drunk liars.