Jalon Anderson AKA Happah: delusional pseudo scientist
Jalon Anderson AKA Happah
There has been mention of this person on Bullshido in the past, but it dates back years ago and the madness continues so I think its time a proper investigation is done on this individual.
In a nutshell, Jalon Anderson is a homophobic dragonball z chi-master, 3d-artist, and blogger that focuses on deep meanings contained within images, icons, photographs. He finds asymmetry in images to be deeply disturbing. He is also obsessed with using very simplified abstractions to explain biological processes, without having a shred of medical knowledge to back it up. He uses a twisted logic to provide simple explanations to prove his crackpot theories.
Jalon Anderson has self published the following books: (emphasis mine)
Happeh Theory - A Linear Approach
Masturbation will make you blind and crippled.
"Happeh Theory is a combination of theoretical constructions and real life facts about the structure and function of the human body. The goal of Happeh Theory is to provide people with facts and ideas that should reassure them that if they practice martial arts or something similar, they will, without a doubt, change their bodies far beyond teaching it to fight or making it very healthy.
Happeh Theory is designed to be taught in a seemingly chaotic manner. Happeh Theory provides the reader with ideas and tells the reader they are connected. The learning process is not necessarily the ideas from Happeh Theory. The learning process is from the reader making the connections between the ideas.
While attempting to teach Happeh Theory, I have encountered students who are unable to think in this manner. They would like to have things spelled out for them in a logical way. This book is an attempt to reach people who think in this way."
A Primer on how the Human Body works
Masturbation will make you blind and crippled as well as causing many other health problems. This book is a simple introduction to why this happens. Various ways of viewing the body are presented with illustrative drawings or pictures. The explanations try, in a simple
and familiar way, to describe why and how the body is damaged by masturabtion. The same symptoms are associated with excessive sex or with gay people
. This simple
book focuses on masturbation. The book includes a self examination for the reader to perform on themselves. This self examination should provide the reader with a "I saw it with my own eyes, I felt it with my own hands
" reason to accept the theoretical explanations presented in the book.
PDF sample from the book
A Primer on how the Human Body works - Book II
This book was written for people involved in martial arts
, yoga, pilates or some other body changing exercise that is designed to uplift the person to a higher level of existence. This book is meant to provide ways of understanding the changes that those practices enact on the body. The book is also a conversation piece. There are 3 or 4 ideas within the book that, if taken to heart, will change anyone's worldview.
PDF sample from the book
This book provides various unique ways of viewing the body that can be useful to regular people. The book is geared towards people who are interested in self improvement of the mind and body. People interested in martial arts, yoga, etc. This book is a continuation of the first Primer on how the Human Body works.
PDF sample from the book
Jalon Anderson is responsible for the following websites:
http://www.angrypenis.org/ - This is Jalon andersons main site
http://www.happeh.com/ - The Happeh theory website
http://happehsecretsoflife.blogspot.com/ Here he explains that women are succubus that suck the energy out of men with sex.
http://masterofbation.blogspot.com/ Here he explains the evil effect masturbation has on the body. He finds pictures of guys giving the thumbs up then draws penises in their hands to show how they got stuck like that permanently because they masturbate too much. Example:
http://evilplots.blogspot.com/ - he rants about "Evil Plots", mostly about how horribly evil modern medicine is.
http://humanpyramids.blogspot.com/ - Wave theory? I can't even begin to read all this.
http://cyclopeaneye.blogspot.com/ - More insanity
http://dbzreallife.blogspot.com/ - Here he explains how dragon ball Z applies to real life.
http://youareabigpenis.blogspot.com/ - Aparently, we are big penises
Here you can find Jalon Anderson's "Kung Fu" blogs. Aparently he is writing a book on martial arts.
He thinks that he can move things with his mind.
Here he explains how you can see energy around people
He explains how to strengthen the butt muscles by putting a drum stick or book in your butt crack.
His High Level Martial Arts Theory is full of philosophical claptrap and he seems to consider real martial arts to be above fighting.
Mental Kung Fu
So much BS... Head hurting. This man can explain everything with nothing.
Many people think kung fu is punching and kicking. That is all it is for many people. That is enough for many people. Some people need or want more. For those people, kung fu principles also apply to daily life. Every interaction with another person, every action in your daily life can be done according to kung fu principles. Awareness, deceit, aggressivenss, passiveness, retreat, patience, practice.....all of these things apply to daily life.
Jalon anderson has 20 videos on youtube
Hear the voice of madness...
Here he examines gay porn for asymmetry:
Here he explains what makes a person a "TightAss"... anal penetration!
How human energy fields repel eachother
Here he explains kung fu "Grounding" and how improper martial arts training is like being high on drugs:
Theres just too much madness here.... I can't catalog it all in one post, my head is about to explode.
Who is Jalon Anderson?
# whois angrypenis.org
Deadly Dood Inc
1546 29th Ave
San Francisco, CA 94122
VIEW WITH GOOGLE MAPS
He must be seething with anger (not to mention self loathing) having to live in the gay capital of the USA.
Hope you've enjoyed this glimpse into the mind of a madman... I'm scared.