Sure they would. (Rolls eyes)
No, I just think more people would respond a bit more positively if you gave it its own topic
Of course not, you're hardly a professional. Not that it took a great deal of investigative work to figure that out.
As for you quiz, I don't know what the hell I would do,
I believe you're missing the point of the whole exercise; purposely.
except shoot the guy before he got that close-
Geez, do you know anything about CQB? Anything at all?
I would probably not have that strap around my neck either,
Of course not, you've just done it to yourself with that admission. Now only if the rest of your Idiot brigade were just as honest.
but I don't know if that is necessary to fire the thing or not. I don't nor have ever trained machine gun/rifle defense. Also don't worry about me looking bad, this is something you have no control over.