Rank: White Belt
Training Time: 1 year JJJ/Judo/Sombo/Mongolian wrestling.
Preference: Generally train gi, but damn I hate getting collar-choked
Last sub you pulled off on anyone vaguely competent before writing this: Inverted arm bar
Signature moves: Arm bar, key lock, knee bar
What you tapped to most often recently: Friggin collar chokes. Always the damn collar chokes.
Favorite takedowns: Osoto Gari, footsweeps, knee block, Russian roll
Favorite sweeps: scissor, elevator
Gimmicks you've invented: Sweating a big puddle on the floor, then footsweeping my opponent while he's standing on the slick spot.
Time training: 5 years
Weight: 165-175 depending on whether or not I have the time to eat well
Preference: I own a gi, and use it when my regular clothes are all so dirty they're growing new forms life.
Tournaments you've done: a few grappling tourneys/MMA with gis (SJJ...gay)
Last sub you pulled off on anyone vaguely competent before writing this: Triangle choke
Signature moves: omoplata from guard, kimura from turtle
Limit break: Guillotine or Triangle
What you tapped to most often recently: keylocks.
Favorite takedowns: Fireman's Carry, Single Leg
Favorite sweeps: I would try to translate into BJJ talk, but I refuse to speak fag.
Your contributions to the BJJihad: Started a website aimed at exposing BS in MA (at that point, IMO meant anything not BJJ by one name or another)
Did a one-man dojo invasion of the local Judo club, tapped some BBs, got my neck hyperextended, thought better of dojo invasions.
Gimmicks you've invented: None...whenever I figured out something "new" I found somebody else who thought of it first, fucking retroactive intellectual piracy!
Rank: BJJ white belt (one stripe)
Time training: 6 mo, then a year break, another 2 mo then a 2 year break, 4 mo and still going, so about a year total but not all consecutively.
Weight: 170lb (77kg) to 175lb (80kg) depending on what I've had to eat lately
Tournaments you've done: none yet, this will change come Sept 9-10
Last sub you pulled off on anyone vaguely competent before writing this: Gi choke from back
Limit break: whatever I can get
What you tapped to most often recently: arm bars from under mount
Favorite takedowns: I suck at all takedowns equally
Favorite sweeps: I suck at all sweeps equally
Your contributions to the BJJihad: pulled my head out of my ass and realized that I wasn't learning to fight in hapkido, went back to BJJ
Gimmicks you've invented: Still trying to get real technique to work before I try inventing stuff myself.
Rank: I train at an MMA gym. No belts, but I guess white belt.
Time training: Almost 2 months.
Weight: About 145 lbs. last I checked.
Tournaments you've done: None yet.
Last sub you pulled off on anyone vaguely competent before writing this: Noob. I did pull off a triangle on a fellow newbie, at some point, though.
Limit break: Noob. Gassing, probably.
What you tapped to most often recently: I think RNC.
Favorite takedowns: Dunno what it's called, but you essentially drag the guy down from clinch and land in side mount. It's more of a wrestling-esque takedown than jujitsu (IMO). Hip throws are cool, though.
Favorite sweeps: Noob. Stuff from butterfly guard, I guess.
Your contributions to the BJJihad: Um... taking BJJ?
Gimmicks you've invented: Noob. Getting tapped.
I love it.
Weight: Currently 209 lbs.
tournaments you've done: none
Last sub you pulled off on anyone vaguely competent before writing this: A super cheap footlock from the bottom.
signature moves: gassing, tapping
limit break (whatever you use when you're getting desperate for a sub): play dead
what you tapped to most often recently: Everything
favorite takedowns: double leg
favorite sweeps: "simple sweep" in shootwrestling. I think the BJJers call it a scissor sweep.
your contributions to the BJJihad: Getting all my threads locked and moved to gitmo.
gimmicks you've invented: none