Primates use the stem of the banana as a handle and open it from the other end.
Notice how God made the orange round so you could stuff it into a Christian's mouth to shut him up.
If a priest takes the core out of a pineapple it feels just like a choirboy.
Observe, wrap your hand here at the base of my cock, it's round and roughly banana shaped so it fits perfectly in your hand.....
**** him and his ludicrous argument.
a lot of chinese people open the other end, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reese
Originally Posted by meng_mao
I really want to go somewhere with this, racism be damned
I like the way God also made the coconut with a hinge so we could-
Oh. Wait a fucking moment...
GOD DOES NOT EXIST!
WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT BANANAS!
Honestly, this fucking idiot is evidence enough that there is no intelligent design (or God has a really sick sense of humour).
I'm surprised that no one has brought up the monkey part of the vid (bananas = evolution).Quote:
Originally Posted by DAYoung
By his same argument he would conclude that bananas make the ideal food (GODMADE) for monkeys as well, just as grass does for cowsQuote:
Originally Posted by sfe
who's gonna really argue this though, honestly?