I know they had a thread similar to this in the manhugging forum so in an attempt to be cool like them (and to get some actual posts in this forum) I thought I would steal the idea.
so its like this. stories of stupid **** you have done/seen in class. stories of fighting/sparring where you did something ridiculous to a noob, or got owned because you are a noob (bonus points for self humiliation)
I have a few of these-
Was sparring with a newb. well built guy, but still a newb, so i was relaxing out. thought i would cruise with this guy because the only other guys sparring that night were big motherfuckers. i was letting this guy hit me, trying to get him to come forward when out of nowhere he lands probably the most painful liver shot i have ever felt and floored me. hilarity ensues and he says sorry, he didnt realise i was a noob too. sux2beme.
redeemer story- was training at our city gym. after going a few rounds with everyone in the room who had a title i thought it was break time and gave the nod to one of the newbies. tall lanky guy who seemed scared as hell to be there and was incredibly tense. i went soft on him for a bit until he landed a teep to my face on me at the end of the first round, then grinned like he was the king of **** hill. oh no you didnt ************.
Spent the next few minutes in an orthodox stance (im a southpaw usually) giving this kid the fucking hiding of his life using just a jab and lead hook in a stance i never use. also cranked out a hook kick from my kung fu days to slap him across the face. paybacks a bitch.
LET SHARING COMMENCE