I used to do jiu jitsu, but that stuff will get you killed in the street. Since I left my school I was accepted by my next door neighbor who owns a little flower shop on the corner. Hes teaching me lots of cool techniques that arent in any other styles I've done. I asked if hes ever done any mixed martial arts and he told me that martial arts arent about fighting- he trains martial arts so he doesnt have to fight. Besides, the techniques he uses are illegal in MMA. I'll bet he'll beat up Chuck Liddel at the drop of a hat in the street.
His street fighting techniques are lethal. Does anyone else have any lethal street fighting techniques?