Mount/submission escapes of disaster
Following the trend of Disaster threads, I think it would be entertaining to post videos of all the terrible "LOOK WE CAN DEFEAT GRAPPLER BY EYEGOUGING HIS BALLS WHILE BEING CHOKED OUT!" techniques out there.
To begin: http://www.urbancombatives.com/P1010013.mov
Mount escape by pushing hard on belly.
And again: http://www.ltatum.com/movies/Week22/...eekMedW22.html
Kempo master Larry Tatum showing you how it's done. Comes with throatgrab ninja deathtouch from under the mount.
Feel free to post your own videos of crappy groundfighting techniques. I am particularily looking for the one of WC guys doing the leg-bite armbar defense from Enter the Dragon.