Then again, maybe I CAN make fun of this
Why wait for you to die?! We can do that now, bring the chainsaw! Surely he would survive with his celestial do.
The only physical evidence I have is a mercury-based silicon nodule implanted in my cerebral cortex. The Visitors use this to track my location. When I die, I would like for that nodule to be extracted from my body and examined. You will see that the nodule will have a chemical composition no one on Earth has seen before. That will be your proof.
Many times, you will see our students performing lethal punches and kicks with smiles and laughter. This is because love and joy is always the answer even when we are fending off a mugger, a rapist, or a serial killer.
remember to smile with love and joy when you are beeing stabed by the same guy who raped your girl and torched your house to the ground, we are all brothers in the cosmic energy.
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When confronted by an attacker, Grand Celestial Do students would shoot their Photonic Energy from their belly buttons and into their attacker's belly button, connecting telepathically with them. Now they will know the attacker's every move before he even does it.