Royce Gracie vs. Matt Hughes: The I Choke You Challenge
For those of you who weren't aware, it was announced on Monday night that Royce Gracie will be making his return to the UFC and the octagon that earned him the respect of millions as the original Ultimate Fighting Champion. He will be facing Matt Hughes, the current Welterweight champion, at 175 lbs, in a non-title bout.
Below follows the details of Forum Bully I Choke You's "challenge" over the event:
If Royce loses, then, as I did when Vitor lost to Chuck, I will again stick my head into my toilet, flush it, and post pics. I think he will lose, but it is such an unacceptable probability to me that I choose to deny it exists. Now, you may ask "Why would he stake his hygiene and dignity on such a shaky foundation?" you may wonder "Does this guy just like sticking his head in toilets?" and you would be right to ask and wonder, but my motivation is simply this:
If my heroes can go on international TV and humiliate themselves, then so should I survive the same experience, and hang my head in shame with them.
On the off chance that he wins, then that's a pretty big weight off my shoulders, and I will enjoy his victory that much more. If he loses, then the indignity of my head-in-the-toilet pics on the forum will not be more crushing than his having lost.