Photoshop Contest: Do me long and hard
Having recently dug up this picture of myself looking like a complete fucking tool from my academy's site, I want your photoshops or captions. There's no real prize to this, I just like seeing my name in print.
You may also use these team photos of me to make me into the next WTC Tourist. Why I have my hand on the person in front of me's shoulder, only Osama Bin Laden knows.
I do want to avoid the awkwardness and eventual horrible crunching and gnashing of telling my teammates that they are now INTERNET FAMOUS, however, so do avoid photoshopping Daniel Moraes' face into gay porn.