Six Flags Magic Mountain; Happy B-day to you...
May 5th 1995
How do I know this date so well? It was my first wife's birthday and I decided to take her to Magic Mountain for her Birthday. I was taken a freeway that clogged and jammed constantly as most freeways near LA do. I had one guy tailgating me for about a half hour but we were getting to a point where I knew the road split into two lanes so I prepared to move over. As the the lane split I moved over so the guy could pass me but he ended up tailgating me even more attempting to pass on my right. By this time it was too late to move back to the left lane as somebody else decided to take advantage of the situation. He blew a gasket and passed me using the breakdown lane, flipping me off an yelling and the top of his lungs. I decided to slow down to let the guy in and he pulled in and slammed on his brake 3 times.
My wife started to get beyond angry. I finally deemed the situation too dangerous and noticed that he was driving a truck with very little pickup (no pun intended) so I weave past the guy wave by and snake on to the next freeway entrance. The still angry person decided to catch up to me and forced me over to the side. "Go kick his ass" my wife said.
"I'll calm the guy down he's probably just having a bad day"
(at this point we're one exit away from Magic Mountain)
The guy get's out of his truck cussing at me "What the ****'s your problem!!???"
"Dude calm down I was trying to let you pass chill out"
"**** you" and he pushed me....
(again selfdefenceforum.com fuckheads pay attention)
When he went for another push I did a ridge thrust to his throat, kicked him in his groin, elbowed his forehead (didn't want to hurt him too badly) and kneed his chest (again, I just wanted to demonstrat to the guy I knew what I was doing and he shouldn't try to esculate this any further).
As I stood over him, he was kneeling on the ground, he looked up as I shrugged "calm down"
He pulled back (you've got to love these guys) he took a wild swing toward my head. I parried him around and locked him in a RNC. "I bet you feel stupid now"
"You knocked off my glassess man I can't see" (they were sun glasses)
I decided not to choke him out. I half nelson the back of his head and ram his forehead into his truck cab. "how's that for glasses **** head, now chill out"
At this point a 'concerned citizen' in a white Aerostar pulled over "Guys break it up there's no need to fight"
I roll my eyes. I walk over the guy to the side of the road hip throw him down the hill (he goes about 8'). I look at the good Sumaritan "It's over man you don't want to get into the middle of this"
"We'll call the police"
"You guys just need to stop fighting"
Suddenly my head jarred. I look at the original fuckhead standing there as the good Samaritan tried to calm both of us down. I hold up my hand to the guy and look at the fuckhead "Did you just hit me?".....Look at my wife who's nodding her head "Did he just hit me?????" Look at the fuckhead again "didn't I just get done kicking your ass. Do you know how easy I was going on you, you piece of ****???"
The fuckhead turns towards the good Samaritan "he hit me first"
"actually I believe you pushed me after you ran me off the road which constitutes you hitting me first..."
Good Samaritan "It doesn't matter the police station (CHP) is just over there we'll just call them"
Me "Fuckit man I'm outta here"
The fuckhead then grabs me by the shirt with one hand. At this time in my life I've been shown about a dozen ways out of this situation and thought nobody would do this. I'm like '****, there it is...too many choices...I can't believe he actually did this....ew I could do this one...or this one...or this one' Suddenly the words I didn't want to here come out "I am a police officer" the fuckhead said.
I decide to do a wristlock on the guy (there you Te No Kage) "here then take my license plate # and track me down **** head" Osoto gari slam him into the pavement (I actually made sure his head didn't hit).
I walked over to my car and got in "You should've broken his body" my wife said.
Suddenly the guy bangs on the window "you can't go you're under arrest"
I roll the window down and he starts to reach through the window. I then roll the window up quickly and catch his hand. I start the car and he panicks and yanks his hand free.....
What an asshole....fortunately we had a great time at the Park.