How would you like to be able to master any fighting style or martial art in only 3 weeks, instead of 30 years…and be fully qualified to teach it to others<<
That explains where a lot of martial arts instructors come from... :)
I had trained with Colonel K.
This Colonel K.?
I've seen the horror. Horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that, but you have no right to judge me . It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face, and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and mortal terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies t o be feared. They are truly enemies.
"The usual cadre of Green Berets, Navy Seals, Army Rangers, Marine Force Recon, etc., who came to us for training all ate it up. Most of these guys were already good, and A.B.C. simply made them unstoppable."
It would be like Da Bears vs. Da Bulls if two of these guys ever fought!
Whoa. I gotta get me some of that.
"Would you like to be able to humiliate anyone who ever messes with you in public?"
I wonder who he is trying to appeal to?
"No special skills are required, no strength, no nothing. The fact is...you can just WATCH these kill moves...and suddenly be more dangerous than you ever imagined. Instantly."
Once again I realize I'm wasting my time hitting the pads and the mats. ****.
That, of course, is the crucial question.Quote:
Originally Posted by patfromlogan
I think there was a thread on this fuckstick a while back, but no probs in my book, this kind of stuff is always good for a chuckle. I'll say the same thing I said in that one: If this guy trained who he says he trained, I will do a HALO jump(freefall jump somewhere around 20,000-30,000 ft) with a glad trashbag in each hand and if I survive, I'll eat two steaming handfulls of dog ****.
BTW, Fernando is that a pitt in your avatar? Cool dog.
Hawkeye, pitbulls are evil, I´ll tell you - and I love dogs. Here in São Paulo there is about an incident a month involving those bastards. The fuckers mostly seem to enjoy attacking little children.
They're definitly an animal that is to be wary of and respected. I've come across both very vicious and very loving pitts. My buddy has one that chews apart stainless steel bowls for fun - I **** you not!