The Nine Warlockian Statements
1. I am the leader. Period. I am in command and I run the show. I am the first one who is invited out and I am the first one who gets offered anything. Anyone who undermines my power will be destroyed.
2. All girls that I have been with are off limits. I hold my girlfriends very dear and they are important to me. You must ask permission before even so much as speaking to them. The answer is no but you still have to do it.
3. My opinions, views, decisions, general stuff, and World Domination plans are never to be questioned. My I.Q. Is most likely greater than your body weight, therefore there is no way for me to ever be wrong.
4. The ways of the Ninja are part of the gig. Ninjutsu, Asiatic fighting and philosophies are part of my being. They are super important to me and you must understand this.
5. Weakness in any aspect is spit upon. I do not respect cowards or worthless subserviant worms. Druggies and other wretches who cannot deal with their problems will also be abused.
6. If it's not Metal, it's not right. I don't give a **** about any style of music but my own. Don't bother trying to shove personal musical views upon me, nor try to get me to listen to a genre I dislike.
7. Astrology defines everything a person is. I judge everyone based on their Astrological sign, and I simply will not associate with certain signs. If this is too difficult to understand, kill yourself.
8. Psychological aspects are part of the package. I have a chemichal imbalance and lots of problems. I take no medication because I don't want to walk around like a zombie, and I'd rather be fully aware that everything sucks.
9. I am a Satanist. If you cannot accept this, or if you do not understand this, you can rot. I don't need to be "saved", nor do I want to hear spam about some religion that I feel is based on total crap which I care nothing about.