Winner of kangarudo should take on winner of this:
Minus the douche-commentary of course.
What? Weight classes? **** 'em.
Never bring a kangaroo to a bear fight.
Anyone else notice the bear shitting all over the place at around a minute? Not a bad tactic. "No one wants to fight a guy with poop on him." -Sun Tzu
Meanwhile, since combat-vertebrates are being summoned, I'll just leave this here--'coz...y'know...you can't get enough dino-cow: