Jackson pulls a grappling dummy from underneath his desk and hurls it to the floor.
Delta Jackson: Now, this here is the standard GSP wrestle-rape.
Jackson climbs on top of the dummy and stares blankly at the floor for several minutes.
Delta Jackson: Contrast that with the C.B. Dollaway turtle-hump.
Jackson flips the dummy over and folds the legs up into a turtle position. He holds back control for the next half hour, his body as motionless as the mannequin in his grasp.
Delta Jackson: And now we move on to the Chael Sonnen knuckle-****.
Jackson repeatedly punches the dummy with the force of a wadded up piece of paper thrown at someone's head.
Three days later...
Delta Jackson: Now do you see the difference?