Sifu Freddie Lee
Okay I found this video earlier and it just brought a smile to my face. This dude is mad ya'll lol. Okay so I guessing he got a problem with the UFC and Steven Segal that much is clear. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IhgU...ature=g-user-c
So yeah It's 35 mins long but pick any part of to watch it is pretty funny.
"If you look at 'The I.P. Man', that movie", you'll see it.
"I don't like to swear".
Clearly that is how you pronounce that lol
Japan exploited Kung Fu by turning it into Karate. Then MMA exploited Karate and Judo by calling them BJJ. And Steven Seagal is like Hitler for exploiting Japan and representing cage fighting. Do I got that right?
Oh, and F--- fighters for being happy after a win.
Clearly this just wasn't his day
Right? I.P. Man? What a chucklehead. He wants to represent kung fu and not only does he not understand that Ip is a name he wants to act like a TapFool. Good for him.
Originally Posted by slamdunc
(What a chode.)
So this guy seems to be a much angrier version of the LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE kid. I had to stop halfway through before my brain turned to mulch. Some stray observations:
Nobody is a true Marsha Artiss these days
Overly yang ****, **** that ****
Should probably work on being able to pronounce "Martial Artist" and "Ip Man", though we all know I.P. Man is one of the Robot Masters from the Mega Man video games
All marsha arts are an exploitation of Kung Fu. Where's his argument against modern boxing an' all dat ****? Boxin' motherfuckers used to be all old timey and **** with their "put up your dukes" ****, and now it's all fucked up with their shiny ass gloves and modern medicine and ****.
Notice that Bruce Lee, IN MOVIES, was never happy about killing. Don't need to retread the "Bruce Lee martial arts master" argument that's been done to death. But I can talk about how it's tough to make a protagonist that the audience can identify with when they are ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT MURDER (except maybe Natural Born Killers). I think you need a lesson in film-making as well.
Marsha arts isn't about fighting and ****, it's about man-dancing and ****. Why aren't the movies enough? Why do you need to base your life in reality? Just live in the Matrix and ****, yo. Why isn't WWE good enough? Because I'm an adult, yo.
Golden rule: don't hit someone on the ground. I thought the golden rule was giving somebody cab fare after an old-fashioned.
Groundfighters are bullies. HE'S NOT FIGHTING BACK, LEAVE HIM ALONE! We all know that when a fight goes to the ground, it's a completely one-sided rapefest.
Yes, in boxing and Thai boxing (where you just beat the **** out of each other instead of buttfucking on the ground and ****), there are things like standing 8's, etc. As opposed to a UFC ruleset, where you can pound your oppponent's corpse until it soaks into the mat.
Wrestling = OK, Submission groundfighting = rolling around like idiots. "Why can't you just do your motherfuckin' joint locks standing up?" I don't know, probably for the same reason I don't ride my bicycle in the fucking swimming pool.
Also, fight records and undefeated statuses are artful and magical outside of MMA, but not therein. I think the whole "champs pick their opponents" reveal is going to be much like "there is no Santa" for this guy.
I watched the whole thing and that was hours ago and I'm still rolling.
Who the hell is this guy?
Who would want to learn the martial arts from somebody who doesn't know where they've been or where they are going?
Evolution of ideas is bad for society. Ok...
Anderson Sylva has no talent. What?
Champions should be ashamed of themselves. Sure...
i'm sure that making those videos is way easier than developing a ground game.