Serbian President Gets Judo Blackbelt
This article did make me laugh, giving one's President a black belt in Judo "to deal" with Putin is arse licking in the extreme.
The implications for other world leaders might be interesting - I'd like to speculate on what "honoury black belts etc" could be awarded to our respective leaders.
For our glorious leader in the UK - I was going to suggest Ninjitsu - as it seems to be done by delusional fat middle aged men who are trying to pretend to be hardcore.
OK Yanks - Obama........????????